Funny Sms
Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen kandu kan simitta,
thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,
en chellamai nee “karunkurangu”,
sorry sorry kannurangu.`
Kambi 1, kambi 2, kambi 3, kambi 4,
kambi 5, kambi 6, kambi 7, kambi…
eppadi plan panni ungala kambi
enna vachaen paartheeengala?
Onnu Mattum Nalla Therinjukonga..
ADIKKADI Msg Anupura nanga
onnum velai Illatha veti Officerum illa....
Adha Padichittu DELETE Pandra neega onnum
Docomo company owner'um illa...
Rendu Perum dubacur than
Neega No.1 dubacur
Naan No.2 dubacur avolthaan,
Naangalum differenta yousippomle...!
Kaalayum Neeyae, Maalayum Neeyae
Iravum Neeyae, Pagalum Neeyae,
Oliyum neeyae, irulum neeyae,
Vidingirichi Naayae, Elundhiri Paeyae!!!
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Nethu unga photo paarthanae..
Alagana kannu, alagaan mookku, alagana kaadhu
Ellam ok…. athenna dialogue…
“ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM”,
unmayava? sollavae illa.
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Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..
Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic
Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga?
Konjam Yosinga!En Velai Mudinjuthu.
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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan….
Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam…..
ayyoooo… ayyooooo….
Kovai – Yenunga Goodnightunga
Thirunelveli – elay Goodnightla
Madurai – Makka Goodnightya
Chennai – inna maamu Goodnight ma
Unga baashai – Ohhh Samiyo
Thoongu Samiyooooooo!
Yeppudiiiii……
Husband: Calenderla enna paakata?
Wife: Palli Vilum palan,
Husband: Kudu naan pakkaren,
Palli entha idathla vilunthuchu,
Wife: Neenga Sapta Sambarla
SMS" anuppuravan "KADAVUL",
"CALL" pannaravan "MANUSAN".
Na 'kadavulunu' proof pannittan,
enga neenga atleast 'manishanu'
proof pannunga pakalam!
Jannal oratthil payanam”..
Aanalum rasikka Mudiyavillai..
Kaaranam
“Conductor’idam En Sillarai bakki”..
Payapulla tharuvaana maatana.?
Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..
Romba nala tea kadaila thongra
“BANNUM” nalla irundhatha
sarithirame illay.
Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta
Vada maadiri.,
Kaakaa thookitu poidum!!
Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri.,
Evanum thooka maataan!!
Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta
enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam
Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?
Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa
manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam
en sutha koodadhu?
Jannal oratthil payanam”.
Aanalum rasikka Mudiyavillai..
Kaaranam
“Conductor’idam En Sillarai bakki”..
Payapulla tharuvaana maatana.?
Today GANDHI JAYANTHI.
So I am collecting Gandhiji photos…
Please help….
Ungakitte irukkum
Rs.100, Rs.500, Rs.1000 notela etha koduthalum ok.
Ulagam enna sollumo endru kavalai padathe!
Un manthirkku sari endru pattal mattum….
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Daily
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Kuli!
This Girls, is Girls, a Girls, good Girls, way Girls
to Girls, keep Girls, an Girls, idiot Girls, busy Girls
for Girls, 20 Girls, seconds Girls!
Now read it without the word Girls.
Last night I Got a severe Head pain.
I went to the Doctor.
He said that It would be cured
If I send a SMS to some lunatic person.
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Man1 : mapula nethu nann sagurathunu
Mudivu panni malai utchikku poyitten.
man2 : Ayyayo appuram machi.
Man1: Andha nerathula nee
good night nu msg anuppuniya vettipaya
neeya uyiroda suthum pothu nann
yethukku saganum nu vathutten..
uyir kappan thozhannu periyavanga
summava sonnanga...
Thought ov the day....
"a marriage is successfull
When it wud be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband...." ;->
Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional,
I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad,
that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me,
I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too
Funny Tamil SMS
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<)?(> Its My
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konja naala sms anupala
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athan thalaya eduthutean,
ungalukku vasathi eppadi?
Boys Vs. Girls SMS
If girls cross the road, every
one stops the vehicle and says:
'paathu po ma'
If boys cross the road every one says:
'porambokku veetla solitu vandhiya?'
Think Guys.
Tamil School SMS Joke
TEACHER: All of you write
your lover's name in a paper.
After 2 seconds..
BOYS: Finished!!!
After 10 minutes.
GIRLS: Ma'am, Additional paper Plz.
Tamil College SMS
College Code Words for figure:
Fanta- over makeup,
Mirinda- half loosu,
Rosemilk-homely,
Limca-tensionparty,
Soda-over padips,
Thumps up-vazhiyARAM.
Tamil Fun :
Nee msg Pannaama irukkum Podhu
Unnai Kollanum Pola irukku,
Aana,
'Forest IPC312 Rule' padi
KORANGA Konnaa 2 arusham JAIL,
Adhan Yosikiren :)
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Samathu kutty... Good Morning..